Lady Gagadonna

I wasn't wrong . . . here's another pic of the duo scrapping:



But still no insight into why the free-hanging suspenders.

Has Maddie lost the plot?

(Yanks might call them garters in a rather ill-educated way!)

Come on Eileen

Got an email this morning with the subject "I deflowered your sister!".

Not sure why I'm getting twenty year old 'news'.

Most interestingly it's from someone called Eileen . . .

Something Wicked this way Dumbs

The other day a friend gave me a pair of dodgy DVDs by Wicked Planet. I forget the titles.

It listed on the cover "Special Features: *Animated Menus *Chapter Selections", which seems pretty lame. Is 'old hat' really even a feature these days, never mind a special one?

It goes on "*2 Full Length Films On 2 Separate Discs Combined Running Time 2 Hours Approx". I don't suppose I would've been more impressed by two films on one disc, since two hours is the native time of DVD, but somehow I'm still not sold on these 'features'.

There's more: "*Languages: English". Never really thought of English as languages. Region 1 accents on a region 2 disc, perhaps? Didn't Oscar Wilde describe England and America as two regions divided by a common language?

And finally "*Aspect Ratio: Full Screen". Doesn't really mean much - what if your full screen aspect ratio is different to mine: which one will you get?

I did skip through one disc at speed (hooray for chapter selections!). It seemed to be written by the guy who wrote the blurb on the cover, so I gave them back.

I'll stick to good old Science Fiction, Double Feature.

M&S turns to S&M???

Apparently a £149 leather dress has 

become an M&S best seller. This one:


Doesn't look too shoddy.

Top Shop tried a moulded rubber mini-skirt
a few years ago, to little effect. 

I'll see if I can dig out a photo.

Old Friends

Bumped into an old scene friend on Thursday - in the reception at work, when he should have been at school?

Couldn't do more than a hello-how-are-you since he's not as out as I am (and hence not in a gymslip), but nice to see him anyway.

Dilbert doings

I tried using the search facility at dilbert.com but only got the message:

Well that did't work. Maybe you should try again?

That's what I love about Dilbert, it gives you a whole philosophy of life in so few words.

New in Town?

If you listen to the Little Boots song "New in Town" I'm sure it sounds like:

I’m gonna take you out tonight
I’m gonna make you feel alright
I don’t have a lot of money
But we’ll be fine
No, I don’t have a fanny
But I’ll show you a good time

It's certainly piqued my curiosity - I'm going to watch the video very closely!