Thursday 31 January 2013

Maid(s) Wanted At The Firm's Burn's Night

If you'd prefer to spend Saturday 2nd February in something more servile than a kilt, you may just be in luck.

There is an opening for:

A Maid

Two Maids

Three little Maids
(- no, that's a song)


If you have the time, the inclination (and a uniform) please contact Ishmael.

Of course, if it just happens to be a tartan uniform . . .


Wednesday 23 January 2013

Burns Night

The Firm's Annual Fetish Burns Night will soon be upon us, on Saturday Feb. 2nd


2013 Burns Night flyer with draped tawse

If haggis and a wee dram doesn't warm the cockles of your heart . . .



Monday 7 January 2013

Strappy New Year

As we come to the end of The English Mansion's bonus double-update month, I notice a mistake on the promotional photo:




Shouldn't that say "We have a huge member for our pressies"?